joke of the day
Marriage Jokes
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in most countries, son."
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
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When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.
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